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Old Aug 03, 2006, 08:46 AM // 08:46   #1
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Default A new skill from a-net :)

I am sure somone has said this .. but i still wanted to say it just in case.
and besides ... its funny....

i think anet should make a new skill called Lag Spike, here are the stats

Lag Spike (elite anet skill)
cost:0 energy
activation time: instant
duration: however long it takes to completly screw over whatever your doin at the time

The player cannott activate a lag spike. lagg spike is activated when a-net feels like it. Players hit by a lag spike suffer for 5 hours from the condition "pissed off" for each point you put into Marketing...


.. what you think?
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Old Aug 03, 2006, 03:12 PM // 15:12   #2
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it has plagued players since MMOs start popping up lol
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Old Aug 03, 2006, 10:35 PM // 22:35   #3
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:lol: thats hilarios yes they should make that skill
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Old Aug 03, 2006, 10:54 PM // 22:54   #4
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I was also think about a new warrior Hammer called "The Nerf Bat"

The Nerf Bat (green hammer)
damage: 999-999
Damage +999% always
Sundering 100%

The green only drops for anet staff.. and when they swing it.. they win.. period..
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Old Aug 03, 2006, 11:50 PM // 23:50   #5
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they should make a hammer called

Wiffle Bat
dmg 0-13 (req 0)
found can be bought at shing jea monastry
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Old Aug 03, 2006, 11:51 PM // 23:51   #6
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except when an overwhelmed by complaints by the community lol
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Old Aug 04, 2006, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #7
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wow the lag spike, its not a real skill?
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Old Aug 04, 2006, 02:39 AM // 02:39   #8
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it should be since it's infamous to any MMO player out there
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Old Aug 04, 2006, 03:06 AM // 03:06   #9
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This really RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed up halls.
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Old Aug 04, 2006, 12:41 PM // 12:41   #10
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Cruel was Anet

cost:10 people supporting Anet

Anet hold's Anet's ashes up for 20...50 minutes When Anet drops these ashes they do nothing for 30 seconds, after which, all players in the mission are interrupted and suffer from Error=007 syndrome. Players suffering from Cruel was Anet suffer from "pissed off" for 50...75 minutes and refuse to try the mission again for 1....30 days in case it happens again.
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Old Aug 04, 2006, 03:00 PM // 15:00   #11
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^lmao
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Old Aug 04, 2006, 08:24 PM // 20:24   #12
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Nvidia Strike
Cost: free
Cast time: instant
recharge: 3-4 months

Hold Nvidia's ashes for 3-4 months (or until a new driver comes out). When player drops the ashes, the video card driver is updated, and GW freezes.
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Old Aug 04, 2006, 09:16 PM // 21:16   #13
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Vengeful Was Gamer
cost:next to nothing
cast time:instant
recharge:1/2 second

Strike game devs for little mistakes, nerfage, lags from game, and bugs/glitches.
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #14
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Lagout Strike

Energy: 0
Cast Time: 0

Must follow a serious case of lag. You lag-out of whatever you're doing and have to restart your computer, you also lose all your friends for screwing them right when you could have pwned Kanaxai
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 05:59 AM // 05:59   #15
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Lemme put down what just happened to me in The Deep:

Error 7

Energy: All of your human energy.
Cast Time: Instant
Recharge: At least an hour.

Causes Error 7 at your location. Uses up all of your human energy when you scream and swear and destroy your computer. (I didn't do the destroy part)
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #16
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^ that has happened to me
I know how that feels
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